Pubic Toilet and Other Chinglish
On Sweatshirts:
- United Sport. Aferican Sport, Worldwide Comnication 1984
- Rabbit I want to flying as bird freely in the sky...
From Sweaters:
- Cola Dog had a good flme Afound mother an little dog is very happy
- NEW! Peach Boy - Good Times are for sharing with friends.
- a thousand and one nightALLADIN'S LAMP
- Little Doctor
A little mess, but warm and everymember join it... That's my family welcome for join me to make the world "better" ... or a little mess" - I'm Daisy Angle & Srceress
- WhiteI 'won't let my momet of truth pass me by I've gotta make
And forever before me gleams - Melon BoyI am so glad that we met let's try to become close friends.
On Ice Cream Wrappers
- Please enjoy use of this fresh and cool stick ice that quench thirst.
- Kiss me, tease me, lick me, bite me, let me melted to your heart. From the pure chocolate taste, for your pure heart!
On Congratulation Card for Newborn Baby
- The slow measure of the chanted war song as soldier do, and bold and high
Businesses:
- Membrane Supermarket
- Yelling Dental Clinic
- Natty's Hi-Tone Barbers
- Center of Lawsuit
- Advertisement for a new VIP club/disco called "buffalo": "The Shangri-la is always on your mind, but the buffalo is not".
- Advertisement for a shopping mall: "large charge of capturing"
- Another advertisement for a shopping mall: "pleasanty surprise of groping"
- Sign for Hair Dresser (2 bald women): Hairy Fur Box by Korea
From Random Places:
- Broadminded it is summer cool and refreshing!
- Friendship is present and not receive.
- Cock does crow so do you merry voice infant noise!
- The day as hamburger have different taste!
(available as a t-shirt or mug! - On a girl's shirt:BRAK! POP! REMOSH!
(available as a t-shirt or mug! - on a door:100% Transformation Against!
- On a picture of The Grateful Dead: The Dead would not be caught live without Zillgias cymbols.
- On a box: Do Not Open with Sharp Instruction
- On a menu: Fard Selection
- The only English button on an AC/heater: Chaos.
Submitted by Bill Zorn - In an elevator: don't piss or shit/pour dirty water inside the elevator
