Pack Alcoholics and other Chinglish
At the Airport
- Please Check in Animals and Alcoholics.
From Menus
- Everyone's favorite beverage: Jack and Cock
- Actually, this was an accurate translation:Asses' Penis
Instructions on Chopsticks:
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chines Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cultual. Learn how to use your chopsticks
- Tuk under tnurnb and hcld firmly
- Add second chcostick hold it as you hold a pencil
- Hold tirst chopstick in orininai position move the cecond one up and down Now you can pick up anything:
DVDs
DVD covers were a goldmine of whimsical banter.
- Alien II
- The cover showed a blood-curdling picture of the dreaded monster. The caption read:
He repairs cottages and plants flowers. His eagerness to do good makes him one of the most popular. - The Swarm - Monsters by the millions, and they are all for real!
On the back cover:
Excel to take the director of the disaster condition the text, once the successfully be responsible for the Neptunian number and skyscraper conflagration of a the action in the drama part, and have to feel the elephant of the public soul with result, have the authentic fact conduct and actions the basis, persons the details that match wits also there is certain science can't he stunt of the letter, high also increased then that penetrate everywhere.
How about this timeless documentary photo of Hu Jintao, the new leader of China, greeting "young" people in Hong Kong?
Honorary Mention from Japan
- on a package of donuts:
Present for you delicious taste! Enjoy your happy times with this donut! - on a urinal:
Please Stop the Cock Uptight!
And if These Weren't Bad Enough...
You can actually purchase these grammatic shenanigans for your very own! Why wait for the Chinese to come up with this stuff by accident when we can do it on purpose? YES! Crap your hands! Buy Chinglish on-line!
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