Nice to Live and More Chinglish

I've had to add third page of this stuff as the collection grows. If people keep sending me stuff, I guess I'll have to add more...

A Walk in the Park

Do Not Drive Fatigue
Please Don't Throw Rubbish Away
Environmental Sanitation of the Scenic Spot Needs Your Conserve
Please According to Priority for Visitace
Thunderstorm Weather Do Not Use Mobile Phone
*I'm pretty sure I can read these characters, and I still don't understand why this would be on a sign in a park. Are cell-phones lightning magnets? Is Myth-Busters gonna take this on?
Luxuriant Grassland Please Don't Trample (this is pretty luxurious grass we're talking about...)
Next to a cliff: Nice to Live. No Cross Railing.