Chinese Music Paste: Audio Medicine

Take aurally for all ailments! Made from finest ingredients!

Not sure if this is the stuff for you? Check out the myriad ills that this musical medicine can cure! Thanks to Susanne for the lovely artwork. For a limited time, all proceeds go to get her out of jail! Buy a CD!

Gets rid of coughs and colds more quickly. Prevents Assholes.

Stop sleeplessness caused by rampant boredom. Prevent expectoration in babies.

Nostrum for poor digestion and stomach upsets caused by coughing and expectoration. Panacea for dryness of the skin caused by lung infections.

Relieve indigestion and bad breath accompanying lung problems. Cures ugliness in teenage girls.

Removes effects of excessive smoking and drinking.